Ultimate Spider-Man #67

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JUMP THE SHARK Wolverine and Spider-Man have switched bodies.   Peter inside Wolverine's body had tried to stop a police chase and was crushed by the criminal's car.   When the body healed the police told Peter to not move however Peter doesn't know how to control the claws he now has.   After trying to run away from the police, Peter was hit with a taser and arrested.   Wolverine inside Peter's body tries to help but Peter tells him not to do anything without the Spider-Man costume.  Peter tries to call the Xavier School to get help from the X-Men.   Kitty is told by Peter that he and Wolverine had switched body.   While Kitty can't stop laughing Storm picks up the phone but is cut off.   Peter accidently cut the phone in half.   The police tase him again.  Meanwhile, Wolverine puts on the web shooters and the mask and learns how to crawl up the wall.  He then tries to learn how to swing on the webs without a lot of success.  Wolverine while wearing the Spider-Man mask breaks into jail to bust Peter out.   Peter is shot in the head while watching inside the cell.  Wolverine knocks out every police officer in the building and tells Peter how to use the claws to cut open the cell door.  Once on the roof Wolverine pulls out the bullet out of Peter's head.  While on the roof arguing, Peter hears an explosion on the street.   Peter jumps off the roof and stops the Shocker who is holding two bags of money.  At this time the X-Men arrive.  At this time Jean Grey explains that she had placed Wolverine's mind in the place it least wanted to be in.  Wolverine's brain choice was Peter's head.   Both Peter and Wolverine, very mad at Jean,  tells her to fix it.  Jean switches the minds back and everyone left.   While coming back home Peter finds Mary Jane sitting on the stairs.   She hugs him and tells him, "That thing you tried to do this morning, can we not do that till we are older?"