Archie Comics #349

Betty takes a rare bird to school for her talk on birds. Archie is practicing swimming when the bird escapes and he ends up running through the school in swim trunks, mask and fins, chasing the bird with a net and causing Mr. Weatherbee to doubt Archie's sanity in "Flight of the Bumble"! Plus: Dilton's Puzzle Pals "Archie Math-a-Madness" activity page; Sabrina reads a book that's supposed to be scary, but it can't match her normal home life in the half-pager "Not-So-Gory Story"; Archie's father is confused when Archie takes up cooking and Betty is the town's best car mechanic in "Cooking Up a Story"; 1-pager "Archie's Modern Art Fashions"; Mr. Lodge thinks it would be a good idea if Archie hosted a party as a change of pace in "My Place or Yours"; Mr. Weatherbee doesn't want to go to school in the 1-pager "Gee, Ma, I Wanna Stay Home!"; and Veronica is impressed by a Frenchman her father brought home to dinner in "Oui, Mon Ami"!